Aphorisms & Monologues

rynnay:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

hgprime:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

adriofthedead:

Versatile adj. Capable of doing many things competently.

excuse me but you’re missing the best one

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I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Wacky fun…

I’d tend to agree:

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excuse me you forgot someone

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

rrrrosa:

"Could you do a short dialogue between Luke and The Joker, where Joker tells Luke that he’s his father?"

ahegao-intensifies:

digg:

diggvideos:

A cat playing jenga.

Do you think this is a game????

My hearts stopping

trumblebumbledore:

ionaonie:

hazelgracelancaster:

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

God bless

lumos5001:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

i just snorted pop into my nose wtf

never not reblog

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision